''I could give a flying crap about the political process ... We're an entertainment company.'' —Forbes interview; April, 2010

"When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining." –"The Glenn Beck Program," Sept. 9, 2005


''The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?''' —Jan. 2009

The first one really says it all. And these stupid fucking right wing fools take this guy seriously? Beck is laughing all the way to the bank.