''I could give a flying crap about the political process ... We're an entertainment company.'' —Forbes interview; April, 2010

"When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining." –"The Glenn Beck Program," Sept. 9, 2005


''The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?''' —Jan. 2009

The first one really says it all. And these stupid fucking right wing fools take this guy seriously? Beck is laughing all the way to the bank.

Ok. I'm getting really sick of you stupid assholes on Yahoo Answers

Hey Idiot! I have a response to your dumb ass posting. Are you fucking retarded? What the fuck is wrong with you stupid, useless motherfuckers? Are you fucking kidding? What massive spending by the republicans ? EVER HEAR OF THE IRAQ WAR you shit for brains moron? And did you not notice your motherfucking teabaggers took control of congress in January? Our economy was improving until these assholes took over. What the fuck is wrong with you?