Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Isn't FOX "News" great?


Remeber the Mark Foley scandal? You know, the anti-gay gay Republican who had a taste for little boys? Right! That's the guy! Somehow Fox made a "mistake" and labeled him a Democrat! I wonder how many people really thought he was a Democrat because of that? Hmmmm. I'll bet there were quite a few. It's fucking pathetic that people are stupid enough to watch this shit channel. All of you fox viewers are fucking idiots. Of course you disagree, but I am correct, so shut the fuck up you cocksmoking chickenfuckers. "Mistake"? Ya, I'm sure it was a mistake. Fuck that bullshit. This channel should be shut down.

Howdy!

It is truly incredible that anyone in their right mind cannot see these scoundrels for the true pigs they are. They SUCK! And if you don't already know that, so do you!







Saturday, February 19, 2011

Hey Asshole!


GO Fuck Yourself you Wingnut Piece of Shit

Idiocracy here we come





Could President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho be the future king of the Tea Party? I doubt it, since he has a sense of humor, which is a sign of intelligence. Something the Tea Party lacks completely. I wonder if this lady would appreciate the prophetic humor of Idiocracy?


Friday, February 18, 2011

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

These fucking idiots!


So I was reading a bit of "news" on Yahoo the other day and came accross this comment:
"Gutless Muslims and sympathyzers dont want you to know that they are exempt from Obama. I guarantee that this is the truth. If you have any morals, look it up or contact your local politician for the info".
First I thought "what a dumb shit, what the fuck does exempt from Obama mean", then I thought "what the fuck is a local politician?". So anyway, I did a quick search to confirm this "Muslim exemption" is just more right wing bullshit, and of course it was. I tried to tell this dipshit he was mistaken and here are a couple responses I received:
"Actually MichaelT the m0r0n he is not wrong you sycophantic lap licking shill"
and
"Muslim liar".
So these motherfuckers just called me some stupid names, and continue to go on believing things that are not true. The evidence is just overfuckingwhelming that these right wing shitkickers are just plain stupid.


Oh ya, there's plenty of information readily available about the fact the this "Muslim exemption" is total bullshit. Of course these fucking idiots won't look into anything that might contradict the crap they want to believe. That's why these fuckwits stick to Fox, because Fox will lie about anything to press their agenda. Right wingers always say MSNBC is "Libtard propaganda" too, but the problem with that claim is that MSNBC, left biased as they might be, almost always uses video taped evidence to back up their claims. So to you wingut who hates George Soros and Unions because Fox told you to, I say this: Go fuck yourself you stupid shit for brains motherfucker. (I know, not very constructive, but I'm only here to type random things while I pass the day at work, so go read something else).
Here's another good one from yahoo:
"obama..you said you'd close guantanamo..LIE..You said unemployment would never get above 8%..LIE..You said you would be a uniter..LIE..you said you'd end 2 wars..LIE...and these liberal idiots still jerk off over your every word..No wonder your sodocrat party got handed a HISTORICAL beating in the mid term election and nancy pelosi is now in the back of the bus..Liberals are blithering IDIOTS who have no other important goal other than sodomy and mass murdering millions of babies with abortion..and OBAMA..can you and the sodocrats name even a single promise that you delivered on?? where is my free health care you lying POS"


So what the fuck is a "sodocrat"? Does the right wing like making up words or is it they can't spell? I think it's both. I suppose this fucking idiot is trying to imply the Democrats are Sodomizers? Well he didn't say gay sodomizers! Maybe this idiot needs to look up one of the many anti-gay gay Republicans and make himself a date. Fucking asshole.






Here's some more stereotypical idiocy:
Hopefully, the Republicans will pass a law REQUIRING the candidates to show publically their proof that they are, indeed, eligible to run for president.The Republicans, on two separate occasions, presented bills for doing this...but the lying, liberal @#$%, Pelosi, wouldn't even allow them to be voted on.....now just WHAT do all those liberals fear?They sure demanded a senate hearing into John McCain's eligibility....why not "The Kenyan"?
My comment to this asshole is pretty nuch the same as it is for most if these assholes: Go fuck yourself you stupid motherfucker.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Yahoo Answers and message boards fucking suck


I like to waste time on these stupid fucking message boards on Yahoo. It makes the day go faster at work (damn it, ph0ne call). I notice that all the so called "conservatives" posts are always the same. They all say stupid shit like "libtard" and "democrap" and "democRAT", and they all call Obama "Hussein". They all whine about "socialism" and how Obama wasn't born here. It's pretty pathetic. These god damned scumbags are all the same. Exactly the same. They are just automotons who repeat what they hear on fox fucking "news" and think they just had an original thought. These fucktards are also terrible at spelling and grammar, but they don't care, being a stupid shit for brains dipshit is a highly admirable quality in Republican circles. You right wingers just suck giant moose dicks. Elect a Right winger to office and kiss clean air, water, and food goodbye. Say goodbye to affordable health care and education too (not that it is now, but the fucking wingnuts think it's already great). Say hello to total, unregulated corporate rule. Say hello to total economic collapse. I can't stress this enough to all of you pig fuckers enough: FUCK YOU YOU SUCK YOU STUPID ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Sean Hannity...holy shit what an asshole.


This guy has got to be one of the biggest assholes on the planet. If you hear this pasty motherfucker talking, he is lying. His books are nothing but blatant distortions. Total bullshit. This guy is fucking dangerous because so many stupid shits listen to his foul, hate-encouraging garbage. This Hannity cocksmoker and everyone like him need to be held accountable for the violence they encourage. Fuck this evil motherfucker.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Latest thoughts and obervations.










Obamacare blah blah blah job killing blah blah blah Socialist blah blah blah born in Kenya blah blah blah deathpanels blah blah blah unions are bad blah blah blah Iraq was an immanent threat blah blah blah blah....These motherfucking cocksukers need to all be put in prison.

You ignorant fuckwads that support these traitorous pigs should also be thrown in jail too, but unfornately, being a stupid shit for brains motherfucker is not a crime. It doesn't take a fucking genious to realize that if these backwards ass "conservatives" ever get too much control, we will all end up living in a post-apocolyptic nightmare. Maybe some of you stupid ass right wing fuckheads think that would be cool. Well, I hate to break it to you dimwits, but starving to death is not cool! If you like that kind of shit move to Somalia.
Oh my goodness! I love to have rocket fuel in my drinking water! Thanks Republicans for that added bonus! Thank you republicans for all you do to keep the American people sick and stupid!










Thursday, February 3, 2011

Hey all of you motherfucking wingnuts!


Go suck a pig dick you cocksucking bitch motherfuckers!


So President Obama has Done Nothing for America?

Well if you believe the radical right and the gutless and pathetic Republicans in congress with all the lies and deceit they want to spread, I guess you can say that if you believe those deceitful cockroaches. But hey, lets explore the Real Documented Records, shall we?
Dr. Robert P. Watson is the Coordinator of American Studies at Lynn University and he had this to say…
I am always being asked to grade Obama’s presidency. In place of offering him a grade, I put together a list of his accomplishments thus far. I think you would agree that it is very impressive. His first six months have been even more active than FDRs or LBJs the two standards for such assessments. Yet, there is little media attention given to much of what he has done. Of late, the media is focusing almost exclusively on Obama’s critics, without holding them responsible for the uncivil, unconstructive tone of their disagreements or without holding the previous administration responsible for getting us in such a deep hole. The misinformation and venom that now passes for political reporting and civic debate is beyond description.
As such, there is a need to set the record straight. What most impresses me is the fact that Obama has accomplished so much not from a heavy-handed or top-down approach but from a style that has institutionalized efforts to reach across the aisle, encourage vigorous debate, and utilize town halls and panels of experts in the policy-making process. Beyond the accomplishments, the process is good for democracy and our democratic processes have been battered and bruised in recent years.

Let me know if I missed anything in the list (surely I did).

This stupid list is at least 90% accurate so go fuck yourself if you don't like it.

-Ordered all federal agencies to undertake a study and make recommendations for ways to cut spending
-Ordered a review of all federal operations to identify and cut wasteful spending and practices
-Instituted enforcement for equal pay for women
-Beginning the withdrawal of US troops from Iraq
-Families of fallen soldiers have expenses covered to be on hand when the body arrives at Dover AFB
-Ended media blackout on war casualties; reporting full information
-Ended media blackout on covering the return of fallen soldiers to Dover AFB; the media is now permitted to do so pending adherence to respectful rules and approval of fallen soldier’s family
-The White House and federal government are respecting the Freedom of Information Act
-Instructed all federal agencies to promote openness and transparency as much as possible
Limits on lobbyist’s access to the White House
-Limits on White House aides working for lobbyists after their tenure in the administration
-Ended the previous stop-loss policy that kept soldiers in Iraq/Afghanistan longer than their enlistment date
-Phasing out the expensive F-22 war plane and other outdated weapons systems, which weren’t even used or needed in Iraq/Afghanistan
-Removed restrictions on embryonic stem-cell research
-Federal support for stem-cell and new biomedical research
-New federal funding for science and research labs
-States are permitted to enact federal fuel efficiency standards above federal standards
-Increased infrastructure spending (roads, bridges, power plants) after years of neglect
-Funds for high-speed, broadband Internet access to K-12 schools
-New funds for school construction
-The prison at Guantanamo Bay is being phased out
-US Auto industry rescue plan
-Housing rescue plan
-$789 billion economic stimulus plan
-The public can meet with federal housing insurers to refinance (the new plan can be completed -in one day) a mortgage if they are having trouble paying
-US financial and banking rescue plan
-The secret detention facilities in Eastern Europe and elsewhere are being closed
-Ended the previous policy; the US now has a no torture policy and is in compliance with the Geneva Convention standards
-Better body armor is now being provided to our troops
-The missile defense program is being cut by $1.4 billion in 2010
-Restarted the nuclear nonproliferation talks and building back up the nuclear inspection infrastructure/protocols
-Reengaged in the treaties/agreements to protect the Antarctic
-Reengaged in the agreements/talks on global warming and greenhouse gas emissions
-Visited more countries and met with more world leaders than any president in his first six months in office
-Successful release of US captain held by Somali pirates; authorized the SEALS to do their job
-US Navy increasing patrols off Somali coast
-Attractive tax write-offs for those who buy hybrid automobiles
-Cash for clunkers program offers vouchers to trade in fuel inefficient, polluting old cars for new cars; stimulated auto sales
-Announced plans to purchase fuel efficient American-made fleet for the federal government
-Expanded the SCHIP program to cover health care for 4 million more children
-Signed national service legislation; expanded national youth service program
-Instituted a new policy on Cuba , allowing Cuban families to return home to visit loved ones
-Ended the previous policy of not regulating and labeling carbon dioxide emissions
Expanding vaccination programs
-Immediate and efficient response to the floods in North Dakota and other natural disasters
Closed offshore tax safe havens
-Negotiated deal with Swiss banks to permit US government to gain access to records of tax evaders and criminals
-Ended the previous policy of offering tax benefits to corporations who outsource American jobs; the new policy is to promote in-sourcing to bring jobs back
-Ended the previous practice of protecting credit card companies; in place of it are new consumer protections from credit card industry’s predatory practices
-Energy producing plants must begin preparing to produce 15% of their energy from renewable sources
-Lower drug costs for seniors
-Ended the previous practice of forbidding Medicare from negotiating with drug manufacturers for cheaper drugs; the federal government is now realizing hundreds of millions in savings
-Increasing pay and benefits for military personnel
-Improved housing for military personnel
-Initiating a new policy to promote federal hiring of military spouses
-Improved conditions at Walter Reed Military Hospital and other military hospitals
-Increasing student loans
-Increasing opportunities in AmeriCorps program
-Sent envoys to Middle East and other parts of the world that had been neglected for years; reengaging in multilateral and bilateral talks and diplomacy
-Established a new cyber security office
-Beginning the process of reforming and restructuring the military 20 years after the Cold War to a more modern fighting force; this includes new procurement policies, increasing size of military, new technology and cyber units and operations, etc.
-Ended previous policy of awarding no-bid defense contracts
-Ordered a review of hurricane and natural disaster preparedness
-Established a National Performance Officer charged with saving the federal government money and making federal operations more efficient
-Students struggling to make college loan payments can have their loans refinanced
-Improving benefits for veterans
-Many more press conferences and town halls and much more media access than previous administration
-Instituted a new focus on mortgage fraud
-The FDA is now regulating tobacco
-Ended previous policy of cutting the FDA and circumventing FDA rules
-Ended previous practice of having White House aides rewrite scientific and environmental rules, regulations, and reports
-Authorized discussions with North Korea and private mission by Pres. Bill Clinton to secure the release of two Americans held in prisons
-Authorized discussions with Myanmar and mission by Sen. Jim Web to secure the release of an American held captive
-Making more loans available to small businesses
-Established independent commission to make recommendations on slowing the costs of Medicare
-Appointment of first Latina to the Supreme Court
-Authorized construction/opening of additional health centers to care for veterans
-Limited salaries of senior White House aides; cut to $100,000
-Renewed loan guarantees for Israel
-Changed the failing/status quo military command in Afghanistan
-Deployed additional troops to Afghanistan
-New Afghan War policy that limits aerial bombing and prioritizes aid, development of infrastructure, diplomacy, and good government practices by Afghans
-Announced the long-term development of a national energy grid with renewable sources and cleaner, efficient energy production
-Returned money authorized for refurbishment of White House offices and private living quarters
-Paid for redecoration of White House living quarters out of his own pocket
-Held first Seder in White House
-Attempting to reform the nation’s healthcare system which is the most expensive in the world yet leaves almost 50 million without health insurance and millions more under insured
-Has put the ball in play for comprehensive immigration reform
-Has announced his intention to push for energy reform
-Has announced his intention to push for education reform
-Oh, and he built a swing set for the girls outside the Oval Office

And What have the Republicans Done?
First of all we know they have become the party of NO with the idea they want to derail President Obama to try and make him a failure. But, WE all know the difference between adults and crybaby children, which is what the Republican party truly is, a bunch of crybabies.
Next they’ve aligned themselves (somewhat in secret) with this cancer that is trying to take hold of this country, You know, the Tea Party Poopers. Yes, the morons who cannot even cite legitimate facts when interviewed, nor spell their protest signs correctly. But Republicans never openly criticize this viral racist group, and recent protests have shown Republicans chanting support and dangling banners for their cause.
So, on the one hand you have a President who’s rolled up his sleeves for the good of the country and on the other hand you have a bunch of rabid crybabies still pissed off that John Dimwit McCain was handed his hat in the 2008 election.

Another example of why the Republicans are total dipshit motherfuckers:


Dean Rejects Gingrich’s ‘Radical Islam’ Fearmongering: ‘Radical Anything Is What’s Bad’:
The clash between the progressive and conservative visions for targeting extremism was on full display last night during a debate between former Speaker Newt Gingrich and former Gov. Howard Dean. Like Peter King, Gingrich harped on the need to confront “radical Islam,” which he said is the most dangerous threat facing the world. Dean responded:


I’m a little uncomfortable focusing on the notion of ‘radical Islam’ because the truth is radical anything is what’s bad, and people who use violence – (applause). … What radicals do is they polarize people to get this kind of reaction. … Intolerance breeds intolerance. And we can’t fight intolerance with intolerance. … The radicals that are targeting us are in fact bigoted, misogynist, and intolerant. And if we respond that way, they’ve won. I’m not gonna give up what America believes in because different individuals happen to belong to a particular religion or to a particular sect.


Gingrich responded by conceding that he’d be happy to find a different term than “radical Islam,” but then mused, “There have been, to the best of my knowledge, no radical Norwegians.” [...]


A few points in response to Gingrich. First, there are radical Norwegians, just as they are radicals of different faiths, cultures, and ethnicities. Secondly, he fails to concede in his story about the Times Square Bomber that the street vendor who alerted authorities to the burning car was in fact a Muslim, and that Muslims are key allies in confronting the threat of violent extremists. And lastly, the threat of “radical Islam” is actually decreasing, according to a new analysis released today.
The Triangle Center on Terrorism and Homeland Security reports that, while 47 Muslim-Americans committed or were arrested for terrorist crimes in 2009, the number dropped to 20 this past year. Tips from the Muslim American community provided the source of information that led to a terrorist plot being thwarted in 48 of 120 cases involving Muslim Americans, according to the study. The author of the study, UNC Prof. Charles Kurzman, said, “This trend offers a challenge for the American public: If we ratchet up our security concerns when the rate of terrorism rises, should we ratchet down our concerns when it falls?”