''I could give a flying crap about the political process ... We're an entertainment company.'' —Forbes interview; April, 2010

"When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining." –"The Glenn Beck Program," Sept. 9, 2005


''The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?''' —Jan. 2009

The first one really says it all. And these stupid fucking right wing fools take this guy seriously? Beck is laughing all the way to the bank.

Ok. I'm getting really sick of you stupid assholes on Yahoo Answers

Hey Idiot! I have a response to your dumb ass posting. Are you fucking retarded? What the fuck is wrong with you stupid, useless motherfuckers? Are you fucking kidding? What massive spending by the republicans ? EVER HEAR OF THE IRAQ WAR you shit for brains moron? And did you not notice your motherfucking teabaggers took control of congress in January? Our economy was improving until these assholes took over. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Why can't we all just get along?

I'll tell you why we can't all just get along. It's because these no good shit for brains motherfucking right wing scoundrels are destroying this country, and anyone who supports these fuckers is aiding them. That's why. How can you get along with an idiot who's too stupid to see what's right in front of their face? Whose ignorant decision to support these right wing corporate puppets is hurting us all? They can all go fuck themselves with a rusty fire-poker or something. I have no sympathy left. Texas had the worst heat wave, drought, and wildfires in their history, but global warming is a liberal hoax designed to get money to fund their socialist agenda! Haha! Aside from the fact that 99.9 percent of the worlds climate scientists believe global warming is happening, and is being accelerated by human activity, these right wing fuckwads would rather believe the other .01% of these "scientists", the ones hired by Exxon. Give me a fucking break. And this is really the type of things these morons believe. Al Gore claims to have invented the internet! Another right wing lie, but how many people believe it? Thanks to our so called "liberal media", there are plenty. Sara fucking Palin? She is more retarted than her inbred retarded kid! Holy fucking shit. We are doomed.

What the hell is wrong with these people?

This women is the worst thing to emerge since..since...since...well, she's pretty fucking bad. She will never be elected though. Not unless the wingnuts steal the election like they did in 2000. Oh yeah, she has a chance because of that, oh shit.

The tea party is not racist. No way. Not even close!

"Take America Back"! These wingnut motherfuckers make me sick. What is wrong with these people? Really. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Have you wingnut fuckwits woken up yet?

I didn't think so. You're people are getting more insane by the day! Holy fucking shit! Michelle Bachmann? What the fuck is wrong with you idiots? And that lunatic from Texas? You god damned motherfuckers think we need another Governor from Texas to be President? Why are all of you people so fucking stupid? What do you not get about the need for clean air and water and all that other shit? You fuckers just suck. Simple as that.

this is for you motherfuckers

you people can all go fuck yourselves. or better yet, go get fucked by a lawnmower. or even better yet, go get fucked by a lawnmowe that's on fire. you retarded motherfuckers are just a bunch of cocksucking asshat bitchass drones. mindless litte but pirate cocksucking motherfucking fuckass bitch faggotass shitbirds.

Isn't FOX "News" great?

Remeber the Mark Foley scandal? You know, the anti-gay gay Republican who had a taste for little boys? Right! That's the guy! Somehow Fox made a "mistake" and labeled him a Democrat! I wonder how many people really thought he was a Democrat because of that? Hmmmm. I'll bet there were quite a few. It's fucking pathetic that people are stupid enough to watch this shit channel. All of you fox viewers are fucking idiots. Of course you disagree, but I am correct, so shut the fuck up you cocksmoking chickenfuckers. "Mistake"? Ya, I'm sure it was a mistake. Fuck that bullshit. This channel should be shut down.